So... you know that thing where you are walking between someone close to some shelves or something and your turn your body sideways... to kind of... crab shuffle... past them?
I just discovered that I'm officially thicker than I am wide, so I should just barge past them front on from now on.
It's more polite, more efficient, and less disruptive.
You also have the added advantage of not needing to decide to go genitals facing, or arse facing them when you brush past them.
120ThingsIn20Years asks...Thicker than you are wide?...
Just barge on through facing front!